Curmudgeon Pickled Hash A La Al Martin Recipe
Yield: 100 ServingsRecipe by luhu.jp
Ingredients:
50 lbs: Waller Waller Onions,
1/4 lbs: Pickling Spices,
1/4 lbs: Crushed Red Peppers,
10 gallon: Red Wine Vinegar Or Ripple,
5 lbs: Sugar,
2 1/2 gallon: Water Or More Ripple,
3/4 lbs: Salt,
25 lbs: Fresh Squidlets *,
25 lbs: Tofu Cut Into 1" Cubes **,
2 quart: Tabascar Sauce,
8 lbs: Minced Garlic,
1 dash: Secret Curmudgeon Sauce ***,
Directions:
* Squid should be at least bait quality if fresh squid are not
available. ** Tofu should be freshly made to Als personal
specifications. *** Als Secret Curmudgeon Sauce really contains 1
Quart Sweat Sauce, 1 quart Nam Pla (Fish Sauce), 1 quart Wednesdays
Frosties, 1 Gallon Justin Wilsons Dehydrator Barbecue Sauce and six
dozen crushed Nieman Marcus $250.00 Cookies.
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~----------------- Remove skins from Walla Walla onions. Wash squid,
remove skin and entrails, leaving tentacles. Carefully cube tofu into
exact 1" cubes, cause Al is particular or is that peculiar anyway 1"
cubes please. Set squid aside in the sun while preparing
brine/pickling mixture.
In a 55 gallon oak barrel place the red wine vinegar, water, salt,
sugar, Tabasco sauce and Secret Curmudgeon Sauce; mix thoroughly. Add
minced garlic (Al usually uses 16 pounds per batch), Pickling spice,
crushed red pepper and stir until well mixed.
Place the onions, squid and tofu into brine solution making sure
everything is submerged. If necessary place a manhole cover on top
of everything to keep the ingredients submerged. Allow the process to
continue as long as you possibly stand without sampling. It should
be ready just about picnic time. Thats all ther is to it Folks.
Named after the Patron Curmudgeon Of The Cooking Echo Al Martin.
Al Martin mistakenly left this recipe in the Tofu Cookbook he had
borrowed from the Portland Public Library where it was on loan from
the Escondido California Public Library. Typed for your personal
pleasure by Syd Bigger.
Source from luhu.jp
available. ** Tofu should be freshly made to Als personal
specifications. *** Als Secret Curmudgeon Sauce really contains 1
Quart Sweat Sauce, 1 quart Nam Pla (Fish Sauce), 1 quart Wednesdays
Frosties, 1 Gallon Justin Wilsons Dehydrator Barbecue Sauce and six
dozen crushed Nieman Marcus $250.00 Cookies.
~------------------------------------------------------
~----------------- Remove skins from Walla Walla onions. Wash squid,
remove skin and entrails, leaving tentacles. Carefully cube tofu into
exact 1" cubes, cause Al is particular or is that peculiar anyway 1"
cubes please. Set squid aside in the sun while preparing
brine/pickling mixture.
In a 55 gallon oak barrel place the red wine vinegar, water, salt,
sugar, Tabasco sauce and Secret Curmudgeon Sauce; mix thoroughly. Add
minced garlic (Al usually uses 16 pounds per batch), Pickling spice,
crushed red pepper and stir until well mixed.
Place the onions, squid and tofu into brine solution making sure
everything is submerged. If necessary place a manhole cover on top
of everything to keep the ingredients submerged. Allow the process to
continue as long as you possibly stand without sampling. It should
be ready just about picnic time. Thats all ther is to it Folks.
Named after the Patron Curmudgeon Of The Cooking Echo Al Martin.
Al Martin mistakenly left this recipe in the Tofu Cookbook he had
borrowed from the Portland Public Library where it was on loan from
the Escondido California Public Library. Typed for your personal
pleasure by Syd Bigger.
Source from luhu.jp