Cat Poop Cookies Recipe
Yield: 1 ServingsRecipe by luhu.jp
Ingredients:
CHOCOLATE INGREDIENTS
1/2 cup: Honey,
2/3 cup: Butter, margarine, or lard
1: Egg,
1 tsp: Vanilla extract OR- peppermint extract,
2 cup: Whole wheat flour,
1/3 cup: Cocoa powder,
Grape-nuts, (tm) cereal
GINGERBREAD INGREDIENTS
1/4 cup: Honey,
1/4 cup: Molasses,
2/3 cup: Butter or margarine, or lard
1: Egg,
2 1/3 cup: Whole wheat flour,
Ginger, cinnamon, cloves to taste, maybe 1/2 tsp each
Grape-nuts, (tm) cereal
MIX-INS
Coconut, (tapeworms)
Chocolate chips,
Butterscotch chips,
Peanut butter chips,
Spagetti or ramen noodles cooked, (roundworms)
Corn,
Peanuts,
"puffy pastel things", * find at Chinese restaurants
Directions:
*NOTE: "puffy pastel things are to look like the cat ate styrofoam
packing pellets-i havent tried this TO MAKE: icrowave the honey till
it bubbles(about 1 minute). add the butter,(ive been told using lard
makes for a more realistic texture and softer cookie) and the
molasses, if any. add the egg, mix well, then mix in all the other
stuff. add mix-ins of your choice to some or all of the batter. Chill
1 hour in the freezer or several hours in the fridge. roll dough logs
of random length and the diameter of cat poops. roll logs in grape-
nuts and bake at 350 degrees till done(maybe 10 to 15 minutes but
with my flaky oven you never know). Serve in a disposable cat litter
box on a bed of grapenuts, with a cat litter scoop. i hear you get
lovely effects by decorating the box and scoop with melted chocolate
or pudding. i imagine brown sugar might work as a substitute for the
new clumping litters, but i havent tried it. this recipe worked
especially well at the halloween party where the table was already
decorated with plastic flies.
Source from luhu.jp
packing pellets-i havent tried this TO MAKE: icrowave the honey till
it bubbles(about 1 minute). add the butter,(ive been told using lard
makes for a more realistic texture and softer cookie) and the
molasses, if any. add the egg, mix well, then mix in all the other
stuff. add mix-ins of your choice to some or all of the batter. Chill
1 hour in the freezer or several hours in the fridge. roll dough logs
of random length and the diameter of cat poops. roll logs in grape-
nuts and bake at 350 degrees till done(maybe 10 to 15 minutes but
with my flaky oven you never know). Serve in a disposable cat litter
box on a bed of grapenuts, with a cat litter scoop. i hear you get
lovely effects by decorating the box and scoop with melted chocolate
or pudding. i imagine brown sugar might work as a substitute for the
new clumping litters, but i havent tried it. this recipe worked
especially well at the halloween party where the table was already
decorated with plastic flies.
Source from luhu.jp
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Cookies